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I had to look up what "satire" was in the online dictionary thing and I still can't wrap my mind around it. So long story short, no, Movie Slob is not satire. All of my reviews are 100% real, nothing is scripted, I just hit the record button and roll out the truth from my mouth.
I was born with big bones and big genes, which has been confirmed by a number of professionals, including the late Dr. Tucker, Movie Slob's family doctor for over 30 years who died suddenly from the Chinese Virus a couple years ago.
Movie Slob will review *ANY movie you want him to... eventually. Drop the name of your movie over on Discord and my little fat kid down the street, Charles Jacobs, will put it in my official request list.
(*ANY movie specifically refers to ANY movie that Welcome actually agrees to review. Please do not request Rob Zombie, Disney, or Christopher Nolan films, all such requests will be immediately ignored, and or dismissed.)
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