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 This tank top features the big, bold, unmistakably gay Gay Boys™ logo. Designed specifically for spreading gayness, zaniness, and a carefree lifestyle.
🔹 Perfect for the gym, parades, or awkward Thanksgiving dinners. 

 This black trucker hat features a golden “GB” logo and wreath, similar to a lesser-known group, but rebranded for the superior, carefree, tickling-based fraternity – The Gay Boys™.
🔹 Legally, you must tip this hat whenever you see another Gay Boy. 

 A black mug with a white Gay Boys™ logo.
This mug isn’t just a drink holder – it’s a conversation starter, a political statement, and a warning to normal people that you’re in a cult now.
🔹 Durable, heat-resistant, and gay as hell. 

Own a piece of history with this first ever, Welcome Mathewson memorabilia (non-girlfriend related) t-shirt thing. IYKYK. *Designed by Movie Slob himself. (*C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶) 

Enjoy the world's greatest soft-drink, minus the judgment, by hiding your DC behind Welcome's now famous motto. *Designed by Movie Slob himself. (*C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶)

My adopted son, Coleman Francis, posing at the premiere for IT (2017). *Photo by Movie Slob himself. (*C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶) 

 Movie Slob's first girlfriend (online) was kind of a bad person and he really hates her. *Designed by Welcome himself. *Designed by C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶. 

 A collage of 12 different versions of Welcome Mathewson’s face, because one isn’t enough. Spanning years of decline, this black coffee mug captures the evolution (or de-evolution) of Movie Slob in all his glory, regret, and exhaustion. 🔹 Designed by C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶ Welcome Mathewson🔹 You will feel his presence watching you drink. 🔹 Pairs well with depression. 

Own a piece of history with this first ever, Movie Slob memorabilia hoodie thing. They say you never forget your first love, but Welcome forgets everything, so this Hoodie should help. *Designed by Movie Slob himself. (*C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶o̶b̶s̶)